Song Of The However Long I Feel Like..

Friday, March 25, 2011

Snake Playing Poker.

Dreamt my friend Anna visited me, but we never got to see each other. Anytime I would wake up, she'd be sleeping and vice versa. When I finally did wake up when she was awake, she wasn't herself anymore, she was an old elementary school friend. Also, she and my sister and I were playing poker with this snake/human hybrid. It was weird. It looked like a snake but it talked to us and could do human-like things... Like play poker. Anyways, my sister told the snake not to bite me or my sister because we were both pregnant.... Which we're not.

Invention

Dreamt I was at this bar I go to in real life and one of the bartenders needed help, so I got behind the bar to help out. I hear a scratch at the door and I see my dog poking his head into the window, so I run over to let him in and somehow every time I try to open the door, an alarm goes off. Then I left and got into a car with my aunt and mother in the front seat, and in the back was this older blonde chick and me. We held hands at first and eventually held both. Then she went in to kiss me (annnnnd some), but I stopped her because I remembered I was still with Devin. Then I worked at this place where people used their credit card like a barcode against this USB stick-looking thing. It was really cool in my dream and I woke up thinking it would make a handy invention.

Driver's Seat

Dreamt I was in this field, carrying a Beach Boys cd and walking to my aunt's car. I start driving and suddenly I'm driving erratically and I'm in the passenger's seat. I can't reach the pedals, so I try to get back into the driver's seat before a cop sees me.

Stevie Nicks All Up In My Dash.

Dreamt I was at my grandfather's house and my whole family (on my dad's side) were watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the living room. I was wearing overalls clearly too big.

I was also on Tumblr and there were a bunch of Stevie Nicks pictures all over the site.

Fake Sister

Dreamt that I was hanging out with an ex-friend from high school. We were at Goodwill and the place was a mess, so I offered to help pick up all the clothes on the floor. When I finished, one of the workers came over and told me that I probably wouldn't get rewarded or anything for it because Goodwill is ungrateful and stupid. Eden (the ex-friend) and I meet up and she gets a phone call from her mother's friend and tells me that he's a creep and she hands me the phone to listen in, but I hang up a few minutes later completely disgusted. Then my dad walks over with this little girl I've never seen before and he tells me that she's my "little sister" and I get confused because I know I only have two older siblings and my sister looks nothing like her.

Then somehow I am on my parents' property and I'm still living with my family (my parents weren't divorced). My mom made dinner and was outside with everyone, so I snuck in to see what she made. After looking at all the food on the table, I noticed that I accidentally left the door open and let in a whole bunch of cats. I grabbed them individually (there had to be maybe ten or so) and threw them outside. I was pretty rough throwing them out for some reason, maybe out of embarrassment for letting them in. Anyways, once they are all thrown out, I realize it's raining and cold out. Then I hear mewing. It's a baby cat that I threw out. I felt awful throwing out such a little thing, so I rush over to pick him up but I notice he's a full-size cat and his legs are broken and bleeding from when I threw him. I feel so awful when I see he's broken in places. I can even see bones protruding out and I feel like the most horrible person that ever existed.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Don't Fear The Reaper.

Dreamt I was on my parents' property just near the outskirts, close to the neighbor's cranberry marsh. My sister and I were being chased by this angry bear and we were running towards this truck. I see an asian woman on the other side of the truck and I yell to her about the bear. I see that her truck is smashed in through the windshield, so my sister and I crawl in that way and the asian woman follows. She takes her time getting around the car and as I try to pull her in through the windshield and the bear is getting closer, I appear next to my parents' house, so I don't know what happened to her. There was a guy that was standing near me and and he told me that Death has been watching me and following me. I kind of freaked out and ran into the house, thinking I was going to die or something. Then I freaked out even more when this other guy flew into the house. He had these black wings with purple smoke emitting off the wings and he was wearing all black.. I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me and I asked him if I was going to die. He said, "Not if you'll let me help you." Then he pointed to my stomach and told me that a while ago I had a baby but lost it and that he needed to get rid of it because it was still inside of me and killing me. He took out this sack of seashells and put them in his hand. He told me to take it and it'll help with the pain. I asked him if I had to take one or the whole handful, and he laughed and told me to just take one. So I ate it and he laid me down on the floor and cut me open and pulled out my stomach and produced these tiny things that looked like Jelly Bellies. When I saw the jelly bellies I knew there was always something wrong with my digestion, and seeing this confirmed it. Then my sister Sarah came in and I told her what was going on and I showed her the incision, though I wasn't looking, and she freaked out and told me I was losing a lot of blood. Then all I see is her in the room, narrating the whole thing and showing pictures of our childhood and how much of a good sister I was to her. As if I died.

Valentines Day 2011

Valentines Day.

I dreamt I was dancing with Tegan Quin to the song "When I See You Smile". It was the acoustic version. She kept swaying too fast for the song and I tried to hold on tight and make her move slower, but she was a lot stronger than me. I kissed the side of her neck, below her ear, hoping she'd slow down a bit, but she still kept going too fast for the song, so I gave up and danced at the same beat as her. When I woke up, the song (that version) was playing on the radio.

Hitchhiking.

Dreamt I was in this city and saw two tour buses parked beside a building. Then I see this guy and I start to console with him about a problem, but he shoves a gun in my face and walks me away from the city and into the woods. He ditches me when we get far enough in. Some how I have a baby with me and I walk around in the woods trying to find my "Uncle's farm". It's getting dark and I eventually find a road and try to hitchhike, but there are no traffic on this road. I start walking down the road and see a woman my age with a baby as well, so I stop to talk to her.