Kids These Days.

Dreamt I was babysitting a little four year-old girl in Wal-Mart and we were shopping for things. I really wanted her to be my daughter even though she wasn't.

The Train On The Shore

Dreamt I was at the pond. There was a huge event happening there. America was going against Japan for some kind of sport.

Okay, this makes no sense to me, so I'll just write out word-for-word what I wrote down after I woke up:

"Jap needs to beat Amer by 28. Swim across pond. Don't hesitate with strokes. Swim swim swim even if a TRAIN goes through."

I do remember a train in the dream, it wasn't on its tracks. It went along the shore of the pond.


I also dreamt that at some point I was on this ship in the pond with a japanese girl. We had to keep jumping from one ship to the other before it blew up.

If I Had A Million Dollars.

Dreamt I won the lottery. I was attaining the money through the Warrens Mall, which was set up like Sportsman's Bar. I paid my bill for drinks with a million dollar bill, which it had my ex boyfriend's father on it for some reason. At the bar, I gave $9,000 to my aunt Erin because of her schoolwork and debt, and $5,000 to mom for her debt. I told my sister Sarah that I wanted to give her money as well, so she said "Why don't you give me 39 cents a day, then?" I don't know why she suggested this, but it was too complicated to get change for my hundreds, so I just gave her $2,000. Then I went to school and in Biology class I saw my friend Dana and I gave her $2,000 as well. The kids in school were nice to me. They waved, said hello. Very different than in real life back then. When I gave Dana her money, I joked that the rest was going towards Tegan & Sara. I was planning to buy them, funnily enough. I was pretty serious, too.


In the last part of the dream, my dream meshed with reality. Outside of my dream, my dogs outside were barking. In my dream, I was walking down this trail and I had to peek around to make sure my dog was still in his fenced-in area. When I woke up, the barking continued from my dream, which made me realize why I was dreaming that.

Halloween

On Halloween, I dreamt I had a really bad headache and was looking for alternative ways to cure it besides medication. I was also reading a pamphlet about some pregnancy test.

10/7/10 - Disoriented.

Dreamt I was in this house occupied by an old white lady. Her neighbor was an old black woman. They were telling me and Devin that one of their neighbors were killing people. I was upstairs in a bedroom with Devin, and even though I knew that the woman living in the house could hear our conversation, I told him that I knew who was killing these people. At this point, I think I was in a slight mindset of lucid dreaming. Only slight. I started to get disoriented. I was mixing reality (in dream) with real life (outside of dream), sleep with deep sleep. I told him I thought I might be hungry, because I was feeling funny. We started to walk downstairs to get food, but the two old ladies came up the stairs knowing that I knew who was killing everyone. They brought up with them a little girl that looked like Wednesday Addams. The girl scared me. I freaked out, yelled to Devin that it was the white woman that killed these people and then pushed the woman away. We both ran downstairs. At this point, my disorientation got the best of me, and when we opened the door to the outside, I was seeing another astral plane. I could see this bathroom clear as a bell, but also the outdoors. Rats were everywhere in the bathroom. We run to the car and I wake up.

10/4/10 - Oh, I Thought You Meant Age.

I dreamt I was in the car with Anna in the passenger seat. She tells me matter-of-factly that she knows what "age" I was when we became friends. So I ask her what age I was, and she responds, "8:00". I get confused for a second, and then I brush it off by saying, "Oh, I thought you meant AGE."

I also dreamt I was at the Warrens Mall and I bought these purple/green checkered suspenders and I was looking for a mug to get my dad for christmas.


Woke up wishing I could have been able to actually own those suspenders.

10/3/10 - Floating In The Sea.

I'm with a bunch of women (two of them being my mom and aunt), scared out of our minds, trying to float in the sea. It's super windy out. It's slightly dark out, but I can see clouds billowing from the sky all the way until it is touching the sea. A blue 1950s car is floating in the sea and we are afraid it will come near us and push us under. It gets near us and starts sloshing water around. My aunt hits her head and my mom does the same. I try to keep them afloat but they're too heavy. I lose them. Only three other women are with me, and we eventually appear out of the sea and are walking down this driveway. It's still really cloudy out. I'm trying to find my mom amongst all the women. Some of us were wearing these black and red abaya/hijab attire. Some women were wearing this red plaid with gold flecks in the pattern. I find on the ground this red plaid shirt my mom often wears. It's wet, muddy. I pick it up and put it around me. I see someone and I tell them that their mom didn't make it. (Supposedly the mother must have drowned as well). I look ahead and see my mom and aunt walking towards me coming from the other side of the driveway. I'm happy they're alive.

Before I woke up, I dreamt Devin wanted to buy something in South Dakota. I decide to get online and check google maps, because I want to see Mt. Rushmore. For some reason, I put South Dakota as the first destination and Mt. Rushmore as the second destination. Google couldn't find Mt. Rushmore. I eventually gave up after awhile.

10/2/10 - Sugar.

I dreamt I was at my childhood home. I was getting sugar out of these old-time-looking thermostats. I guess that's where we kept the sugar. I remember having to break open the thermostat to get to the sugar, except the sugar looked more like rice. I also kept thinking there might be dead mice in the thermostat/sugar holders. My dad made me tea after that, and it was three cups stacked on top of one another. It seemed normal to me to have three cups of tea. My dad then grabbed at his back like he was in pain and asked me if I ever had "railroad bones". I asked him what that was, and he said it's when your bones are weak and you start to fall, your bones will start to slide down until they "catch" onto another bone so that you don't fall. I told him I never had that, and he said, "Oh, you just wait!" like it was arthritis or something simple like that. We decided to watch a movie but we couldn't decide on one. Then dad noticed another movie that was sitting up high on a shelf. At first, I thought it was this porn movie my boyfriend and I owned at one time, and I was embarrassed if my dad saw it, so I tried to snatch it up so I could name some boring movie off to him. He grabbed it first and it ended up being a movie called La Vie En Rose. (This is scary, because I've never seen this film or even heard of it, really. Though when I woke up, the title sounded familiar, so I searched and there really is a film called that.) When the movie played, it was Leslie Bibb and Shiri Appleby. The two were having sex against some door, and on the floor was a bunch of dead people. After the two finished having sex, the dead awoke or arose and one asked, "Is she still alive?" and started searching for someone. Then I woke up.

10/5/10 - My Hat Is Attractive.

Dreamt I was wearing my new stocking cap that has these polar bear-looking ears on it. A guy I really despise comes up to me and tells he likes me. I yell at him and walk away.

10/1/10 - Nostalgia.

People were eating plants and gaining super powers. These people were bad, though. They moved vines of ivy and things to kill people by strangulation.

Then I dreamt I was at this concert. Andrew WK, My Morning Jacket and Bonnie Raitt were (strangely) playing together on this circular stage. I was with my mom, and we were both dancing near My Morning Jacket.


Then I was at a birthday party for Pry (from the heartagram boards), everyone from the board was there. I tried to take a picture of her, but the camera was fuzzy and I couldn't see her, so she took a picture of me and it turned out looking like my lips were bright red.

Then I was in a garage. There were a bunch of old childhood clothes of mine and old toys scattered about the floor. I was trying to find my toy I cherished most in my childhood, but could not find him. Instead, I found this weird baby toy where he was nestled in this weird clam shell that would open and close. When you open it, music would play. Then I walk to the bedroom and see all kinds of teenage-style clothes from the past and try a bunch on. My sister walks in and yells at me that I'm wearing something of hers and stalks off in a pissy mood.

9/30/10 - The Turkey Sandwich.

Dreamt I was at a restaurant that had this game you play while you eat. You have to watch a show, and then answer questions about it. We watched The Simpsons, and then we had questions that weren't related at all to the episode, so we lost.

It was dark in the bedroom, and I was eating a turkey sandwich. Devin came in and turned a light on and I went to pick up the sandwich, only to find mold underneath the sandwich. I freaked out, told Devin. Then I noticed what looked like pimples on my face. Then the pimples turned into a rash. I called my mom and asked her opinion whether it was an allergic reaction or what have you. Then for some reason, while on the phone with her, I'm walking up to this store and a commercial is playing out in my dream of a wedding. A woman just bought a gown and was dancing with her mom and dad out of the store. They were linked like they were doing 'the train' or something. It was creepy.

9/29/10 - Stewie Griffin.

I'm Stewie from Family Guy and I'm dueling against another baby. Also, I was cold and looking for a sweater, but when I finally found a sweater, I was afraid it might have snakes in the sleeves, so I did not put it on.

9/24/10 - House Above The Storm.

I'm in the house I grew up in, looking out the screen door. It's storming outside. The weather was really bad, I was sure a tornado was going to blow through. Tegan & Sara and their posse were in my dream, plus lots of other random people, and I was looking for something and asked everyone at the party if they knew where it was and they didn't know. I also remember an old friend was falling asleep against the wall, sitting up, and I laid my head on his shoulder and tried to sleep too, but the storm or something wouldn't let me. Then I'm in my new house, and I'm upstairs looking out the window. The clouds from the other place are still out there, only now the clouds are below the house. As if my house was floating on the clouds. The clouds were pink and purple and I could see the lightning shooting down from under us. I was in the exercise room, and there was this kid in there with me. I threw a pillow at him for some reason.

Also, at some point at the party in the house, someone mentioned Walt. A few people did.

9/20/10 - Demonstrating A Killing.

I'm in this rectangular room with a group of people. There are chairs facing one side of the room. I am told by this man that I have to "demonstrate a killing". He gives me a knife, and I don't want to fake-kill him. I know that later, I have to use this to actually kill him. I try to hide the weapon under my shirt-sleeve, but it's super hard for me to conceal it. At some point, the guy comes into the room again, and I stab him in the heart. Then I run. I'm hiding from all the people in the room that are looking for me. In one of the rooms I'm in, I see these bright blue/yellow pajama bottoms on a bed. I go back into the room but now it's a cooler/basement for beer and wine. I sit down on one of the chairs and Devin is lending my makeup out to someone. He tells me she was hot, and I tell him I don't know anyone hot that I would lend my makeup out to, so I get mad, and break up with him. Then I see his mom and explain to him why we broke up. Then I woke up.

9/19/10 - No Shelter.

I'm in a house similar to what I grew up in, only it has many levels. There's a really bad storm outside, and many tornadoes passing through. Devin and our dog Moses and I are taking shelter each time one passes. The first one that passes is when we are not in a good shelter. We're in a room with no walls. When Devin leaves, I'm sitting on the floor pressed against the wall clinging onto Moses.


Later on, I'm alone and in the den. The aquarium falls over and I run to save the fish inside, but when I grab a bag of water, it's full of dead fish and I can't tell apart the alive ones from the dead ones. I come to the conclusion that this bag is what Devin puts his dead fish in when they die.