Electrocutions

Can't sleep well. Last night when I got into bed I felt cramps in my uterus and leg even though I shouldn't get my period for another 12 days or so. Fell asleep okay once the kids fell asleep but woke up often. First to pee a couple hours after sleeping. Then maybe got ten minutes every couple hours after. Daughter's alarm went off so I asked if she's ask her father to take her down so I could sleep. Couldn't fall asleep til an hour later. Horrible crazy dream. At this point I'd rather dream snakes:

Dreamt I was still crampy and on the couch or a bed. Dreamt that the sister sister twins were doing a weird tribute for t&s but they did a great job. Hair and all lol. Then you versions of t&s walked into my room and I said they all did a great job. As t some point I also remember walking into a doctor's room, interrogating a doctor (a man). Found random items on floor that they didn't even think to send with patient a cusing him of something bad.

Went to bathroom. Found blood all over in my underwear and on a pad. Realized maybe I had a uterine fibroid or cyst or sething and it burst. Suddenly I heard loud wind outside. Looked out and it felt like a tornado but there was snow on ground so I wasn't worried. Then I noticed this weird electrical thing and it was sparking. I was still on toilet so I yelled at my husband to check it out. I saw him go outside to look at it and it like came to life turning into this man with a bamboo head that looked like a tiki.. He tried to electovute my husband. He was zapped but not harmed. It started coming to the house so I tried to lock the door but when I went to lock it, it unlocked itself. He came in and started coming towards me. I found scissors and tried to stab him. Woke up 

Not as crampy but only got an hour of sleep ..  ugh. 

Brown Boas

Dreamt I was in a bed that was kind of up in the air a little. There was another bed on the ground and there were brown boa constrictors kind of shoved under it. I freaked out thinking "what if I sleep on that one by accident??" Then after I told some people, they went and checked and the snakes were gone, so I freaked out worrying where the hell they are. 

Then, woke up in real life and found a dying bee on one of my pillows and just feel icky and like there's a bunch of bees hiding around under my bed or something. Ugh. 

Festival

Dreamt there was this big festival in town. The cool (but unsanitary thing) was that the audience played down on this HUGE bed. I remember there were two stages, so two giant beds. I chose one that was in the street kind of in front of where the wades lives. My dad was also there. I remember hearing that my favorite musician was rumored to check it out, so I kept scanning the bed hoping I'd see them. My uncle Ash called at some point and asked me where I was (he was at the other stage, on the other bed, and told me that some well known musicians 'Remmy and Lemmy' were there next to him. I had to explain that I preferred theusic playing at this stage more but was really really considering going over to the other just because of the celebrities that were in the audience of that one. 

Also dreamt I had an iguana for a pet. I remember shortly before waking up that I knew I was dreaming and that this iguana was kind of a typical pet of mine in a bunch of my dreams (I don't think this is true) and that it was weird I was willing to hold him etc since I'm afraid of reptiles. 

Twister

Yesterday I remembered a dream I had several days ago while in the car listening to my kids talk about the clouds they were looking at. I dreamt that I was in a car and looking at the clouds and the were very low and twisting horizontally, following us as we drove. Suddenly one closest to me started rotating towards the ground in front of us and made a tornado. 

Last night I dreamt my husband and our kids and I were biking or maybe considering biking to Jellystone from my dad's house. I was trying to think if it was a bad idea to have the boys ride bike and of they were that skilled on them. Everyone seemed a couple years younger, so not quite as good as they really are now.