Watermelon

Dream within a dream. I don't remember the first one, but I remember waking up. Walking out to a room to see my niece k sitting in a chair. At first I wasn't sure it was my daughter or not but obviously not. Walked downstairs a little annoyed my husband still wasn't home yet with my kids, and that his family was here. Found my sister in law and asked if she knew where husband was. I can't remember what she said but that she went one place and I went another. Then she said something that took me off guard. She mentioned how I must have gone to [some random place] in my dream within a dream and I was like "wait, how did you know that?!" Because it felt familiar and like it was what I had dreamt about. 

Right before I woke up I remember dreaming about watermelon.. craving it. 

Rabbit Hole

It was a reaaaaaalllllly long and exhausting dream but I'm forgetting it already. This is difficult because I think I'm one part I had a big family but in another certain part it was I think my mom, sister, and my own kids. Anyways.. some bad ghost or demon or something was kind of haunting us or something in our house (childhood home). I remember my daughter was there and she was listening to music on headphones and we were already having issues with this thing because we were all in cots in the living room and I had to share with my daughter. I stayed up to keep an eye out and make sure none of us were killed. Suddenly I heard her headphones talking so I listened in a bit and I heard like two ghosts or demons talking about their plan to kill us all, so I threw the blankets off and woke everyone up and told everyone we had to leave the house and get in the car. My mom was super hard to wake up so I had to drag her to the car and put her in a back seat. Then I helped get my sons into a seat and told my daughter to climb into the last seat. My sister sat in a passenger seat, so I got in the driver side. The ghosts or evil demons looked like actual people and they started coming out of the house with the animals we had in the house so I opened a door quick and yelled for a couple of the animals that looked willing to come with us. We got a dog I think and that was it. I drove out of the driveway and started heading right on childhood property's road.. there was a new stoplight. I was confused since it's a rural road, no need. Kept driving. Suddenly I realized there was a bridge/river and the bridge was still in the process of being built or it was broken, so I turned around and kept driving. Had an awkward encounter with an old man maybe on a bike who was slow but in the way. Everyone in the car told me to stay behind him but I just wanted to get the hell away from the bad people so I kept trying to pass him which kept pissing him off. 

Okay I don't remember how but I was back at the house again. Still trying to leave the bad people. I'm grabbing some stuff from the house and everyone else is already a ways ahead of me. I grab a bunch of coupons for food and go outside and I immediately can hear a slightly muffled laugh from my mom. I follow the sound and head towards where the swing set used to be when I was a kid and keep walking a little bit more. Suddenly I see a long hole in the ground slightly covered by leaves and I slide into it and very slowly fall down a long ways into a restaurant right where my aunt is standing. She takes me to a table where everyone is and I immediately tell my mom she's too loud and the bad people will definitely be able to find us if she keeps talking/laughing so loud. I think maybe we were about to get some food, but I woke up. 

Devil

Woke up so fucking angry. Dreamt I was at a water park with family (I think I'm still a kid/teen, so I'm with my mom, dad, and sister and random friends and families. We go through this onby course on water and one of us has to hold a key. I'm unfortunately starting first, so I have to hold the key. I get a ways and climb up to a really high point and see that the next bit is this long jump into a trampoline. I freak out and look behind me and see that NONE of my group of there anymore. I stop and let others go past me and wait for my group, but after waiting what felt like thirty fucking dream minutes, I see someone. (Okay now I'm realizing I wasn't a kid, I'm an adult I. The dream, because I see my youngest son standing at the start.) I yell his name and ask him where everyone is. He wanders away like he's going to get someone. I wait another five minutes and my mom comes. She tells me something though I don't remember what. Basically everyone suddenly had to leave and didn't bother to tell me. I climb back down and jump into the water and wade to the start and out of the obby. I get to this long table that had a big feast that was partly eaten and I realize that the group ate quick without me before leaving. Got pissed about that too. Then I'm seeing this weird vision thing.. I don't know if I turn into some biker dude or I'm just watching a show, but there's this biker sitting on a chair by a door to a shop. Another group of bikers plus this devil-looking creature come into the store and grab the biker guy/sort of me. I realize this is the group that probably made my group leave fast and that my group probably died or something. One of them asks where a specific person in my group is and the biker/me says they're dead (but in my head I know that this is a lie). In order for the devil to believe him, they do this weird pact... The Devin brings his head close and his tongue (long and sharp) loops into the bikers mouth and cuts a hole into the side of his cheek. Whatever this does seems to make the devil believe the biker. I realize that the biker must have done some kind of magic cloak thing to make this person (I think it's a kid they're looking for) seem dead. I wake up mainly just still pissed that I was stuck on that obby waiting forever and no one told me. I'd have rather just died with them. 

Teens

Dreamt I was in this store and witnessing some dude pranking these teens with paying for something with a big bill and them not having any cash to give back etc. Eventually he revealed it was a prank. 

I think I also dreamt that it was like an apocalyptic and the teens were searching for food or something. A girl with shorter hair found some a bowl of strawberries and then pretended to sneeze on them as a joke that she should have them to herself. 

Waterfall

Damn. Dreamt my husband and I were rich. The nightmare was waking up... Anyways.. dreamt we had a pool, a waterfall, etc. Devin had bought this thing you put in the water thatassages your feet while you sleep. I figured I'd try it out, so I was getting it set up but confused where to put this tablet thing that looked like a tums. I had to go find him and ask him where to put it (straight in water? In a little case thing directly where my feet do? Etc). I remember I had other meds with me and when I came into his room to ask, I jokes and said 'heloe with my pirin tablets." (Was referencing The Birdcage 

Slight other dream maybe. Dreamt that we bought this a slice of cake that was very expensive. It was a cake they had served at like the super bowl or something. I tried a piece and let the kids try also. It was peanut butter and jelly flavored. 

Bathroom

Nightmare. Dreamt I was camping but in this huge mansion/warehouse with all of my husband's family and my mom, aunt, and sister were there too. We did a bunch one day and we're all getting ready for bed and I was still a little hungry so I looked for some food. Found my mom and she had these pizzas she was storing and I asked her if she was making them and it sounded like she was just rearranging them for my in laws. I also remember that this kitchen we were in looked like my grandpa's kitchen in minnesota. I heard my favorite singer playing in the living room so I peeked my head over and saw he was on the TV in some music video with a few other guys. Of I remember correctly, I was thinking that a lot of my husband's big-ass family were sleeping in the living room and I was wondering what they thought of the music/video. The singer was wearing big glasses that maybe changed into sunglasses. Looked like he was in a backyard amongst some mid-sized trees, in the grass, etc. Then I had to pee and change my clothes for bed so I went searching for a bathroom. I saw one but it had a big window so I left that and found my mom again and she showed me another one. I went into the bathroom and my mom followed, along with some other lady and some 20-somerhibg skinny white boy who may have had a mental disability. I peed first and halfway through everyone but the guy left. I noticed he kept trying to come closer and it worried me, he would leave me alone. Finally some ladies found me and the grabbed him off me and made him leave. I quickly changed, grabbed my old clothes I was wearing, and sobbed on my way to my husband. I was so worried he would be angry at me. 

pork

I remember one bit in my dream, maybe two. 

One I just remembered was a big dog I was petting thG almost nipped at me I think. 

Second one I definitely remember was Joaquin Phoenix was showing a camera how he wae eats some meat 9 ways or something.. I think it was pork. 

50¢

Dreamt I was in a gas station/fast food place. Probably a Burger King. My son needed his water refilled so I asked if it'd be alright to fill his cup with water for him and that if I had to, I'd buy something. The lady said I could use it for a few of 50¢. I thought that was reasonable, and started looking through my wallet. I found one quarter but couldn't find another. I spent ages looking to the point they gave up and started ordering for other people. I realized later that I could have used a couple dimes and a nickel or my card. Lol. My husband comes over and I tell him I'm embarrassed I can't find 50¢.. Anyways, suddenly someone in back pipes up and I look over and it's an old co-worker, Stephanie. She tells me that it's okay and to just fill the water. I think that's what she said. She also talks to a manager and I think the manager is mean, so I don't know. Anyways, my husband takes over and I turn around and notice they were serving some dole whip. I call my daughter and tell her to come in. 

Suddenly things shift and I'm not there anymore. I'm in a hotel or hallway of a house or something? I'm there to pick up my daughter. She's there to meet a friend of hers. I wander off to check on my husband who is babysitting some little boy along with our two sons. Suddenly I'm in my dad's porch. The door is wide open, it's night time, my cats are running up to the door to escape, so I run over and I'm about to shut it when the little boy comes in. I kind of scold him and then walk over to my husband who is asleep next to my sons on the couch (that's supposed to turn into a bed but he never turned it into one). I yell at him, wake him up, tell him what happened etc and that he needs to get up and turn the couch into a bed so the little boy can go to sleep. 

... Suddenly I'm back at the hotel and I'm looking for my daughter again. A famous dude from a band (v) is calling me on my phone and I answer it. Somehow I manage to get him to drive and pick up my daughter for me or something even though I'm in the hotel. He said he would get the her and her friend together to meet. I let my daughter know and she's excited. Then I woke up. 

Jeep

At childhood home. Black van is parked up by big chicken coop. Aunt E is there and wants to know who owned our jeep before we did because she may know 'the guy' (now that I'm awake I realize it was a girl).. I'm looking a bit through paperwork. Mom is looking at tea flavors. 

Just before I woke up, a man with a reddish mullet came outside with me and my aunt and, looking suspicious, asked if we plan on 'driving it in water'. I said maybe, and then I followed him to his own car and thinking 'what if he kills me? Kidnaps me?' I didnt want to be rude though, so I kept telling myself he's probably just going to his car to give us parts for the jeep to go offroading in water more. 

I remember giving my husband a kiss too. 

Soda

Dreamt I met my favorite drag queen, t, and her awesome co-worker k. I was at a soda fountain and t was showing me her favorite mix to get the perfect soda. That's all I remember. 

The Past

Weird dream! Half dandy's world, half the past. Obviously I had to fill machines and look for stuff. The other thing was the weird part: I dreamt I was in the past when my mom was little. I saw he parents who were about my age, my mom about my kids age (6 or 7). So in one part I dreamt that there was a ghost at my mom's house and it scared her when she was little. I was trying to get rid of it. Another thing I dreamt was my grandma at a dining room table, eating dinner. It seems like Grandma had a slave/maid and she was really rude to someone staying with her. There were friends of hers and Grandpa's that needed to stay and live with them and she was sometimes mean to them. I told my mom and aunt and the brushed it off and explained some excuse to make up for it, like stress and the friends staying were being rude first. 

There was another part where I was outside I think and at a zoo. There was a dog I think and a big snake, a gecko, a bird. The gecko and bird got along, for some reason. 

Party

At Dad's and I'm trying to pack him a lunch before he goes to work. I make him 2 containers and my sister tries to convince me to use some special lid that you can print words onto but I keep messing it up. 

Afterwards, I dreamt that I was at this party with a bunch of celebrities and I do feel heavily out of place. There's a large bar or DJ and I'm just watching all these celebrities be normal people. These celebrities were all classic people too, not these fake plastic ones nowadays. Dad was with me and he was super happy to meet a bunch of people. 

Test

(In real life, my two sons have these 'reading screeners' meeting today where they have to read in front of a teacher to see if they need help with progressing).... Anyways, I dreamt realistically. 'woke up' exhausted and kept wanting to sleep in. Need to clean house, make sure boys look presentable, put on makeup etc, and it's getting close. Well just now I woke up to a nightmare. I dreamt I finally decided to wake up and my husband is dressed in his work outfit. He says he works today. Also he tells me he made lunch and it just looks like deli meat in some gravy in a casserole dish. I quickly look for another casserole dish and find one in dish washer and start scraping it (because it's not totally clean) so I can make the lunch we were supposed to have. Then my husband is gone and I tell me daughter she'll have to sit with each boy that isn't doing the test at the time, so that they aren't distracting the other. I start cleaning the house some. 

Then I woke up. Thank fuck that my husband is off today. 

Field Trip

Dreamt me, my daughter, my sister and my mom were living at the old house with my dad and my husband. The house was messy, and my daughter's classmates and teachers were over (Ms. S and Mr. B) plus others with unrecognizable faces. My daughter almost changed her clothes in front of everyone. Had to explain to art teacher that my daughter is awkward and of course as I said that I looked super awkward myself. 

Then I dreamt groceries needed to come in and my husband bought ALL the Aldi eggs he could find. Like five different types, with four of the same type. There were so many and stuffed so much into a grocery bag, that a corner of a carton was broken. I told my mom and was annoyed with whoever ordered the eggs and at first blamed my dad and said 'good thing you divorced him, haha' then realized it was my husband who ordered them so said 'wait it was my future ex husband' (was joking in the dream). 

Then I dreamt that the class of my daughters were wandering out in the woods so we could t talk about them in case they walked in. 

Cooking

Dreamt my husband asked me to take over for cooking food on the stove. I went over and saw he had two frying pans. Seeing a few different ground meats in one, I grabbed a little from what looked like sausage and added it to the other pan. My thought was that I wanted a little more seasoning to the meat that looked plain, but as I did it I regretted it, because I was thinking that the sausage could have been spicy. The plain meat was for me and the kids, and the kids and I don't like too much spice. I think all o remember after that was yelling to my husband to ask him if the sausage was spicy. 

That's all I remember. 

Dog Treats

Dreamt scarlet and I had our dogs and Try Guys stopped us and a bunch of other people to answer questions while testing dog treats. Scarlet answered something so hilarious that I laughed loud. Afterwards/just as I was waking up I was wondering how long it takes from recording to airing on their channel, because I was certain whatever it was scarlet answered would have been in the show, and I was slightly mortified my ugly mug might be on YouTube soon. 

My alarm was also going off just then so I was half turning off the alarm and half about to search the duration. Took me a second to realize it was a dream. 

Pancakes

Only entering pieces and I just know I'll get flashes all day again like I've been getting lately, but what I remember just before waking up was my sister making pancakes and coffee for me the coffee was on top of a microwave and was dirty. Oh! My aunt was sleeping on a couch but was gone for the day to work. I saw her cat so I decided to give him a bath in the sink. As I was soaping him up o noticed a bunch of dead fleas and a couple half alive ones. I told Erin but was sure to mention they were dying so she knew I wasn't complaining. 

Hotel Gunshots

Currently staying at a hotel in real life for the night, so keep that in mind. Dreamt that I was getting out of the jeep, husband got out with our two older kids. I got out, started to get my littlest out when a woman walked up to get in her own car. Instead she opened my door to help me in. The jeep kind of turned into a hybrid jeep/hotel bed. I laid down next to my son and tried to fall asleep (my guess is I was half asleep).. anyways then she got in our bed too. I felt awkward because I knew I'd need to get me and my son out to find husband. I looked around by the bed on the floor for shoes and then quickly wandered a second to see if I could find my husband. Turned around and got a little lost looking for the jeep/hotel room. Decided to look into other beds/cars for my son. Suddenly I hear sounds from behind me in another turn of the hallway.. it sounded like gunshots and started to get closer sounding. I tried to hurry to look for my son. I'm not sure if I found the room or not.. I just remember attempting to make chocolate pancakes and worrying about burning them. 

Woke up hungry. 

Shopping

Was in an Asian store. Bought groceries and then found out there was a lower level. Don't know why dev didn't buy the stuff in main level first but he took kids with him to car and I took out full cart to find how to get to lower level. I get to an elevator (after finding out I had like 8 minutes or so left before it closes) and see a man in a wheelchair. He explains we use elevator but that they don't allow carts. I get wishy washy, do I want to leave the cart in elevator and take a chance? Just leave? I decided to leave but apparently my memory tells me I did go down there and found TMNT shirts. Head to car and instead in in a house with dev and kids at his "mom's house". His parents are annoyed we bought food and stuff but dev explains me and the kids didn't feel like leftovers. Woke up shortly after to husband calling me. 

Space Travelers

This one was weird. It's like a space traveler came and picked up several Earthlings (me included. Also husband, maybe my dad? Maybe my sister,? An ex, his wife). I just remember thinking how all the food was different now, so maybe they'd have something similar to cereal that I can actually eat. The cereal is healthy now. No sugars.. full of vitamins. I was worried tho what the milk was. Hoping other choices besides cow but nothing weird. We worked for something and food was all paid for already, so we had a lot of money just waiting to be spent on god knows what. I think we were looking around in what looked like a garage sale to see if we wanted to buy stuff and this is where I noticed my ex and his wife were also in the group. I was worried how my husband would react so I went looking for him. I don't think he really cared, but I can't remember. 

This is all on the tip of the brain so I can't remember much. I kind of remember a girl (mid twenties like) working for bad people and shes in her bedroom, clothes everywhere, bills for colleges in her room, and she was waiting to get picked up by these bad people. She hiked up her skirt to show some underwear a bit and a car stopped. Ended up having her dad in the car. She hid her face. Her dad I don't think was bad buhe didn't want him knowing she was leaving. I think she was wanting to join this space traveling group, too.