Affair

Dreamt I was having an affair with a teacher. 

Love

Dreamt I was falling in love with some Asian guy and we had sex and he pulled out lol. The end. 

Devil

Dreamt my husband was the Devil. Feels like I either knew but was in denial or didn't know at some point and lost my memory. I was a witch like in bewitched where I could blink my eyes and take me anywhere I wanted to go. I'd grab my friends, blink and say take me to my husband. For some reason I was taking us to a beach that was problematicly high tides. Grabbed the last friend and said take me to my husband and it took me into the ocean. I freaked out, worrying my husband was dead. I kept repeating it. Still ocean. Finally I started realizing I'm dreaming and forced him to be somewhere else so that when I got to him I would see he was the devil. 

I remember now before this. I was walking up to a house, starting with going to the garage. So my ex with his wife. 

I think I dreamt that my real-life husband and I were divorced. 

Masked Guy

Dreamt I fell in love with this guy. He was masked and looked creepy. Think Ghost. I was married. I had kids. Everybody was pissing me off. Husband was with his family at this big party/water Park. I decided to stay by myself. That's when I met the masked guy. At some point I'm told I have to carry a bunch of groceries up some stairs. I get the chosen to pick my partner and it's either masked guy or someone else. I let fate decide and I think it ends up being him. I grab everything and figure whoever I'm partnered with can just grab doors. We get to where we need to be and I set everything down. We hug. He puts his arms up my dress and sees I'm not wearing any underwear. 

.. woke up. 🙄🙄

Knickknacks

Dreamt I was at my grandma's old house, I don't think I went in ever but was by the ramp and near the driveway. Very messy outside. S of gvf and I were dating for some reason. Kissed a lot. I remember having to type something into a computer. Also there were all of these random (think hoarders) knickknacks everywhere. I found a glass orangutan, a light up fan (that I took and ended up carrying around). 

Ghost

I'm not going to remember what order things happened..  

I remember physically running around like I'm playing real life Dandy's World. 

Husband and I were doing something. Seems like a ghost was haunting a house - maybe one we lived in? - and we were trying to get rid of it. I don't remember a lot of what happened to get rid of it, though. Maybe also some Dandy's World stuff? Or trying to make the ghost fall in love while me or husband does something else to 'kill' it? Or time traveling?? Can't remember. 

Cranfest

Dreamt it was cranfest and very very busy in town. I spotted jq and slowly and awkwardly tried to watch him see where he's go so I could try to meet him. Lost him in the crowd but then saw gvf. They had their own booth that was set up like a bar. One of them was sitting at the bar facing towards the booth. I didn't stop or anything. Then I saw kv. Got excited. Decided I didn't want to meet him but did want to ogle. Followed a long distance away just to see him. Tried to be loud at one point to get his attention but not towards him or something. Woke up eventually.  

Before this I dreamt I was with a group of people (I think some I knew, like my sister and husband etc) and we were captured by some bad guys somewhere right in warrens at the park. Somehow we managed to escape and ran into the crowds of people at the festival. 

Tornado

In a hotel with jq. Making out? Then the hotel turns into a bath. I'm taking a bath. My sister comes into bathroom and I'm trying to hide him behind me in the water. She walks off after getting or telling me whatever. Then we quickly get out and I run out of the room and try to distract people so he can get out without being noticed. I forget which room it is though. And go through them all trying to find the room I was in so that I can grab a souvenir from him. 

Before this, I was in a car with my aunt (driving), my mom, and my sister. Suddenly we see a long spout of a skinny tornado. My aunt follows it so we can get a video. I think we lose sight and accidentally go through it. 

Also I remember seeing my dad and asking him if I can write down his life story for the kids. He asks why and I try to explain that my grandparents never told theirs. He's hesitant because he feels suddenly old and dying. 

Bathroom

Dreamt I was in a public bathroom. Couldn't lock the doors and some scary guy was trying to get into my stall. I was maybe done swimming? I was wearing a revealing swimsuit, so I was worried about that being why he wanted in. Had nothing to change into. Had to call someone for clothes or a way home. Called Mm. Maybe flirted? I don't remember much. 

The Store

Dreamt I was trying to flirt with some younger guy in a grocery store. Bending over, etc. also dreamt there were shoes or slippers with different characters in them. Dark green had Shrek and Donkey in each top of the foot, a medium brown suede material had I think Hank Hill and Bobby Hill. There was also one or two others but I forgot the characters. My sister and my daughter were with. We were looking for our sizes but having trouble. Suddenly all the shoes were gone. Couldn't buy them. Then I was in a car worried I was going to jail. Terrified, I tried to wake myself up. I could FEEL how deep my dream was. I started shaking my head to wake myself up, worried it wouldn't work. Thankfully it worked, but it felt like going through layers in waking myself up. 

Basement

Dreamt it was post apocalyptic times. Dating an Asian guy, looked like unc Roger lol.  Living in something similar to my grandpa's basement but with extra hidden rooms. One has stairs under stacked furniture. That's when I met guy I was dating cuz he was in an attached basement. He stole motorcycles for a living. Found a bunch of my cousin's band's posters but I was scared to put them on the wall for fear of them getting wet. Oh wow. Just before I woke up I was in Walmart and looking at baby stuff. Becky called the group chat saying 'guess where I'm at' and I saw her in the same area as me and she seemed a little surprised I knew but explained she was pregnant. Apparently I was too because I said I was. Then my sister piped up on phone call and said she was in the same aisle though I think she was looking for medicine to help her get pregnant. 

Caught

Dreamt that I was trying to catch husband cheating. I just didn't believe in him at all, so I ran to the "house" (which was an island with like a tent or something) and swore I knew I'd catch him. My sister knew what I was doing tho and let him know ahead of time so I wasn't able to catch him. 

Kiss

Dreamt I was walking up to Dad's house and a whole bunch of celebrities were there to greet me. Like someone heard I was a fan of them and wanted to celebrate that or whatnot. Okay change that and I'm in a city/store that's also outside. I'm looking for clothing because I'm naked. I'm being looked for by police or a hospital or something. I quickly find clothes and try to get them on. Running around through hospital again. I see k. He looks nervous to see me but also not. Like he's heard bad things about me but also doesn't want to believe or something. Anyways we try to find privacy on some basement stairs. We kiss. 

Honestly I can't remember much.. 

Obstacle Course

Playing an obstacle course game in my dream with a bunch of people and I remember carrying my bottle of water with me and losing it at some point. There was hay all over so I assumed maybe it fell into that. Kept doing the course when I bump into my uncle Dave who was also doing the obstacle course and I mention losing my bottle and he says he uses it as a marker to remember someone or something he saw or something like that. I had dropped it while going from one obstacle to the other and he saw it and used it as a way to remember something he needed to do after the game. Anyways after that I think I had a lil romance with CS. 

Graduation

Dreamt I was graduating, so I was shopping for nice jeans at Maurice's. Haven't gone there in ages, but that's where I wanted to look for clothes. Saw gold nail polish and was about to get it but the cashier yelled behind me that it's not gold nail polish but just like a foundation/moisturizer for your nails. I put it back... Next I'm at school and I'm in a line. I don't think we were being called and this was the ceremony or anything, we were just in line. 

Oh gross, I remember my sister in law was getting back together with her ex. Also her and my in laws needed me to write out the pronunciation of the word 'doritos' for them so that when my MIL went to the store to buy them she could ask where they were and correctly pronounce it or something? I have no idea! Anyways I had paper and pen and was trying to write it down but I was having problems writing with the pen and then while trying to get the pen to work I was writing the pronunciation wrong too. 

Oh no... I dreamt I had dyed my hair jet black and missed some spots so it looked patchy silver blond in spots. It started looking cooler as I looked in the mirror and shook my hair, though. 

Last thing I remember was getting more books in the mail for my littlest (kindergartner) and they were books I was thinking might be a couple grades too high for him. 

The Alice In Wonderland Staircase

Dreamt I was in my own house. I was in the back porch and realized we had a skylight. The ceiling was a bit higher and there was a small loft above too but very tiny loft. Like to store stuff on. Suddenly I saw a cat sitting on our window. I looked around and saw our cat so I knew it wasn't him. Looked up again and an adorable shaggy-haired bright orange, blue-eyed kitten was about to fall out of the window and onto the floor. I caught him and sat him in our kitchen. Then another shorter orange haired kitten fell. I put him next to the other kitty. I yelled for my kids medium and big to come to the kitchen because they have new kittens. (My littlest claims our actual cat). 

Dreamt some weird stuff now... First squirrel and I somehow appeared in Kayla's house and she was about to come in so I told squirrel we needed to hide because we literally just appeared out of nowhere and didn't mean to, and it looked like we were breaking and entering. I hid up in a screen window but squirrel didn't hide so I had to climb down just as she was coming into the living room and knew she wouldn't believe that we just appeared there (not by choice) so I explained that we showed up to say hi and the door was open or whatnot. 

Later I dreamt that this other guy was 'with' me. We were making out on a bed but others were in the bed too. I told him to stop attempting anything. Then I dreamt that I don't even know.. the world ended and we had this new place to stay but it was hidden. I was trying to get into the room but I was going down these concrete stairs and they just kept getting narrower and steeper. At the end I realized there was no opening except a very small slat that I could only put my hand through. Maybe three inches. So I climbed down the stairs some and noticed the paneling on the walls looked like doors so I tried seeing if any opened. After ten or so tries I found a panel that swung open and it revealed a vintage wooden door. I opened that and another door, then another.. then I opened that one and I found the room. A bunch of people were in there. It looked like Squid Games main room where the beds are. Big, big room. Painted teal. Bunch of people randomly on beds or benches. Saw t and s even. Kept walking though. Saw Kayla again and she hugged me and I told her I'm sorry for real life stuff and after giving the excuses she said it was okay. Anyways found the guy I was with. I was honestly just really horny and wanted him but there was nowhere we could really go to get alone. 

Baby

Dreamt I was pregnant and in love. The guy looked like k. I don't remember the details. Seems like we were on a star trek-style space ship. Might have been pregnant with twins? Ohhh. Then I had the baby so it was just a single birth and I was breastfeeding it. Me and partner were moving in together. 

Clothes and Church

Was in a super religious family and fell for an older brother lol, weird I know. We were teenagers and just running around hiding in rooms, away from the many many siblings, to make out. We were a celebrity family. 

Another part of the dream I'm myself and with husband. We are parked behind a business in downtown T-town. There's junk all over the place. Husband is talking to this lady that works at one of the businesses and she's telling us to take stuff and to look at all the clothes on the ground they are getting rid of. I find a super cute sweatshirt/maybe hoodie that is royal blue with magenta at the bottom. I keep that. I think then I get out of the car to look at more stuff and suddenly I'm in a church and that's where the first part I wrote comes in. 

Time Traveling

Dreamt I went a little ways into future. Was in a school. Big school. Befriended this older girl teenager like 18 or so. She took me to her house which was a farm. She knew I was a time traveler at this point so she had to hide me mostly. She had two brothers that looked like the elder Lawrence brothers. I think whatever I was doing in the future had to do with oil. The older brother was talking about it positively and I was thinking in my head how awkward it was. Anyways somehow I went back to my time. Then back to hers. Back and forth. We fell in love. She had me wear this beautiful dress with a slit in it. Green. Looks like one I bought recently. Kept traveling back and forth, she kept having to hide me. At some point I was that I could go back in time as a guy which apparently was what I was in the dream in real life, looked like kv. I did. Woke up after that. 

Hotel

Dreamt I was in a hallway or something. Like at a mall or hotel. It was probably supposed to be a hotel but looked more mall like. Wait. First maybe we were at a booth/table? And I had my boys with me, a ong with this guy....anyways walking away from table and through this mall hotel hallway thing, this guy that looked like cs but used the name de came with from the booth and showed me these books on the floor that are for kids and also this sign with an old and frayed rope tangled around into a word. De told me that some bad guys did something and made this sign and that in order to catch them and get the police to arrest them etc would be to turn that stuff in. He leaves to do another thing to stop the guys, and I took the sign with and started walking. I get to a room and Sarah sees the sign and starts messing with it and I yell at her not to because of the DNA evidence on it etc.. I'm trying to shut the hotel door thing and the door is super weird. It's material for a shower curtain and it folds a few times. I'm trying to shut it because a tornado is coming. (I don't think it does, but it was a little windy). Anyways then I leave the room and venture around, looking for police to show the sign etc. I walk up to this reception area and an old lady is there. I explain everything and she takes it. Then I ask her if she's seen de. She says name doesn't sound familiar etc. I walk away sad, then I see this this part of a hallway with some horizontal paneling on the wall, so I walk to it and shimmy myself up so that I'm kind of up high and hopefully hidden. Someone walks past and I worry they are bad people and that's why I hid. Instead, it's de. He climbs up also but we both fall and topple onto each other. I don't think we kiss because we were too new with each other but I sure did want to.