House

I don't remember much, but what I do remember was I believe walking (?) maybe driving (?) with my husband and I was telling him about how "our house" we bought "in one of my dreams" should be nearby and that we should try to find it. It was near Jellystone/graveyard by The Wades' house. Started looking for it. I remember seeing my cat wandering outside at Dad's pond and I worried about him but had no way of getting him safe so had to leave him. 

Chickens

Remember only bits and pieces. I remember driving in a car with my mom and it's dark out. I think we're headed from T to W towns. I see this bright red lightning along with fireworks up ahead and we eventually pass it going through W. 

Then I dreamt I'm at dad's/my childhood home and I'm walking in the front yard/kitchen side and there's chickens everywhere, it's muddy instead of grass. I was wandering with a purpose but I don't remember why. Possibly looking for all the chickens? Mom and dad were still together. I think the chickens were hers in fact and not dad's. 

Evil Nurse

Dreamt my sister's friend Becky was having a child. Me and my husband stopped by to visit in the hospital and we had to bring a new puppy we had because Becky's older daughter wanted to see the puppy. I let one of them hold the puppy for a photo and couldn't see well but it sounded like the puppy ran across over the baby's head. Suddenly a nurse ran over, grabbed the puppy and threw it on the floor and started hitting him hard in the face with something heavy. She just kept hitting him sooo much that I was sure she bashed in his skull. I tried running over but everyone kept pushing me away from getting to her and the dog. Eventually she stopped and everyone cleared out except for the dog. He was lying on the floor with a blanket already over him. Becky came back in asking if I'd sign something and I remember thinking 'fuck that, this is probably something where I can't sue them for this". And told her no, fuck off." Or whatever. Screamed at her for being on the nurse's side. 

Wow. Shortly before this I dreamt that I was still on high school and dad worked for 🤮 trump. We were rich and I remember us walking in a parade for school and I saw someone from my high school that was really popular and I told her she always seemed really nice to me/most popular. That made her smile. 

Mouse

Napped on the couch most of the morning, so I had a couple different dreams. One dream was where I was napping on a couch still, but in a different home. There were robots all over in the house and one robot was in the shape of a cat. It jumped up next to me and I saw it had a black mouse in its mouth. The mouse jumped and ran under me/my neck. I had sleep paralysis here and couldn't move in the dream. I kept trying to sit up because mice give me the ick a little, but my body just wouldn't move well. I could maybe move an inch or two at most with my head and hands. 

Second dream.. longer. I dreamt my husband was talking on the phone with one of my son's favorite YouTubers. They seemed like buddies. I was so confused. They eventually hung up, and my husband left the dream. I realized I left my glasses or something at the YouTuber's house and had no idea how to contact them to get them back. 

Moses

I can't remember a lot, just that I was with my husband and his sister and her boyfriend and we were in a car. They mentioned forgetting a dog they meant to bring and I remember thinking "oh, too mad for them." (Genuinely). Then a few seconds later somehow I remembered that the we're watching my past dog Moses and we're supposed to bring him back. I brought up to Devin maybe just going to get him but his sister said that someone was coming to drop him off. Woke up. 

Snakes

Dreamt I was in my dad's house but it was mine. I was laying in a bed but in the living room/dining area and my daughter was in another bed. She was on her phone. I heard the Echo smart thing say that the power may turn off due to a bad storm. I looked out a window and didn't really see anything except lightning. I remember thinking why it was storming so much in December, so close to Christmas. I went the door and saw these 3 or 4 cats at the top of the storm door like standing on the roof and looking down at me. A bunch of smaller eyes surrounding them. When I got closer I saw it was snakes with them. I wondered why they were getting along. My husband walked over to open the door and I screamed not to but a snake slithered in and went straight for my daughter. As scared as I was I ran over and tried to grab it to toss back outside. Woke up.

Kiss

Dreamt a lot of random stuff. I'll just do what I can remember. I was very lucid and checking by seeing a ups worker or whatever drop something off and I ran outside after him and came up to his car and kissed him. Then, I got greedy and decided I'd try finding a celeb crush. Yelled their name all over lolol and ended up in a muddy wooded area. Kept walking., and saw this weird inception style thing where the hill went straight up. I tried going up and was able to, but then fell onro the "ground" that was once the sky. Woke up in another dream of my husband telling me I had to wake up. I worried he heard me yelling for the celeb. Saw my dog Sunny was on my lap with an old childhood dog named Wyatt. They were getting mad at each other so I grabbed Wyatt's mouth so he wouldn't bite her. Saw a kitten. Picked it upbin surprise. Showed my husband and found another kitten next to the one I found first. He showed me a mom cat he found and I was thinking maybe we should drop the kittens off at his mom's because she apparently lost her cats somehow. Somewhere in this dream I remember I was in a store with my mom and realized I forgot my shoes. She said she did too. We walked over to look for shoes.

Woke up to real life husband calling me. 

Turtle

Dreamt I was in my "house" but honestly it was just a rundown version of my ex's childhood house. Weirdly enough though, I've dreamt of this house before. My husband and I were 'house shopping' and we liked this one.

--- I woke up and had to do stuff, so I don't remember the order of everything. --

I remember checking my life360 app to see if my husband was home yet. He was leaving to go somewhere. I zoomed out and saw he was just dropping something off with the village. I started walking downstairs thinking "oh yeah, we have two living rooms in this house, so I can watch TV in one room and the kids can watch in another!' but halfway down the stairs, I realized we changed the stairs out and it took away that extra living room. My husband gets home, I joke about him leaving to have an affair and then nag to him about how I was just thinking and getting excited about having a second living room but realized we can't anymore. Anyways I go downstairs and see all this old furniture that can be tossed like a shelf that was scratched up by a cat, etc. It fit perfectly under the stairs, but looks really bad. So I take note of that and a pile of old tvs and VCRs. My husband and I are going through the tvs and VCRs and deciding what might be important or needed and what needed tossed. I wander around to the kitchen and see a pile of trash on a carpeted floor. I start sweeping around or grabbing stuff and suddenly something heavy starts skittering around underneath the carpet. I freak out thinking it's a mouse, but my daughter follows it and says it's a turtle. It's a HUGE turtle. Tall head. Cartoonish. I tell her to run and get her dad and to not get near it because he could bite. She doesn't listen to me and I have to repeat myself and she snaps at me she isn't worried about it. My husband comes in and she's mad at him, too, and he explains he's not sure he can take off time from work to take her to her friends party a few hours away. I explain to her we will find a way somehow. Then I woke up. 

Festival

Dreamt there was this big festival in town. The cool (but unsanitary thing) was that the audience played down on this HUGE bed. I remember there were two stages, so two giant beds. I chose one that was in the street kind of in front of where the wades lives. My dad was also there. I remember hearing that my favorite musician was rumored to check it out, so I kept scanning the bed hoping I'd see them. My uncle Ash called at some point and asked me where I was (he was at the other stage, on the other bed, and told me that some well known musicians 'Remmy and Lemmy' were there next to him. I had to explain that I preferred theusic playing at this stage more but was really really considering going over to the other just because of the celebrities that were in the audience of that one. 

Also dreamt I had an iguana for a pet. I remember shortly before waking up that I knew I was dreaming and that this iguana was kind of a typical pet of mine in a bunch of my dreams (I don't think this is true) and that it was weird I was willing to hold him etc since I'm afraid of reptiles. 

Snakes In The Ceiling

Ugh. Dreamt that husband and I were in our house (tho set up more like childhood home) and husbands dad had found reason to believe that snakes were up in the ceiling. They brought a insulation gun thing to stuff the whole ceiling area with insulation to deter any snakes from getting in/out. I didn't believe it so I was looking around for my phone to Google if it was possible and it was. (Also looked on my phone after I woke up and unfortunately it's possible. 🤮)

Shortly before that, I dreamt that I was outside near a sidewalk that was supposed to be near my house on our property but it looked nothing like our property. I found an old vhs-c tape with a kv bumper sticker attached to it and knew it had to be mine. There were these boys on bikes near it so I picked it up before they could take it and I ran back home to see what was on the tape. I was hoping it was a recording my sister and our friends and I did that I had been missing, but it ended up being a tape with a bunch of hanson footage on it lol. I rewound the tape and fast-forwarded the tape to see if maybe it was the movie I was looking for, but it was all the same stuff. 

Hiking

Kind of all over the place but what I do remember was that I had two dogs and I was traveling or hiking with them. I needed to get home. I asked for a ride from someone and they helped me a little bit but eventually I just had to walk. I got to a hospital and took the dogs through it because it's be faster. Couldn't find proper normal stairs. Almost carried two dogs down a ladder. Finally found a strange crooked set of stairs that I could jump over to. Dogs followed me. Got down to lobby and remember feeling awkward about having the dogs. Asked the front lady if it was okay. Went outside with dogs. Magically teleported myself to my grandma's old trailer because I thought this journey would make a good game where of you get back you win a prize. Told my mom who was standing next to the table. 

pork

I remember one bit in my dream, maybe two. 

One I just remembered was a big dog I was petting thG almost nipped at me I think. 

Second one I definitely remember was Joaquin Phoenix was showing a camera how he wae eats some meat 9 ways or something.. I think it was pork. 

50¢

Dreamt I was in a gas station/fast food place. Probably a Burger King. My son needed his water refilled so I asked if it'd be alright to fill his cup with water for him and that if I had to, I'd buy something. The lady said I could use it for a few of 50¢. I thought that was reasonable, and started looking through my wallet. I found one quarter but couldn't find another. I spent ages looking to the point they gave up and started ordering for other people. I realized later that I could have used a couple dimes and a nickel or my card. Lol. My husband comes over and I tell him I'm embarrassed I can't find 50¢.. Anyways, suddenly someone in back pipes up and I look over and it's an old co-worker, Stephanie. She tells me that it's okay and to just fill the water. I think that's what she said. She also talks to a manager and I think the manager is mean, so I don't know. Anyways, my husband takes over and I turn around and notice they were serving some dole whip. I call my daughter and tell her to come in. 

Suddenly things shift and I'm not there anymore. I'm in a hotel or hallway of a house or something? I'm there to pick up my daughter. She's there to meet a friend of hers. I wander off to check on my husband who is babysitting some little boy along with our two sons. Suddenly I'm in my dad's porch. The door is wide open, it's night time, my cats are running up to the door to escape, so I run over and I'm about to shut it when the little boy comes in. I kind of scold him and then walk over to my husband who is asleep next to my sons on the couch (that's supposed to turn into a bed but he never turned it into one). I yell at him, wake him up, tell him what happened etc and that he needs to get up and turn the couch into a bed so the little boy can go to sleep. 

... Suddenly I'm back at the hotel and I'm looking for my daughter again. A famous dude from a band (v) is calling me on my phone and I answer it. Somehow I manage to get him to drive and pick up my daughter for me or something even though I'm in the hotel. He said he would get the her and her friend together to meet. I let my daughter know and she's excited. Then I woke up. 

Monkeys

Only remembering bits and pieces. I dreamt of a funny Red Dwarf scene where the crew were walking down a dark hallway and there was a monster after them (probably slime or goo I think?) and Lister comes out in a Kryten costume hoping to confuse the monster. Then, Rimmer does the same. 

Another bit of a dream I had was my sister was messing with green paint or stain and was touching our nicely wooden cabinets and at first I was thinking we could always paint our cabinets green, but then I realized that it'd make the kitchen seem smaller, so I decided against. 

Other dream I had was I had two monkeys. They were trying to cuddle with me on a chair in my childhood home. All I could think was how they'd eventually grow too big and be scary, and that I'd have to give them to someone who could handle them. 

Mansion

Dreamt I was in this big house that sometimes was a department store. It was like a skyrise mansion but had different floors for random other people. It was husband's Uncle's house tho didn't know whose. There was a small dog in a shopping cart and I asked my husband if I should get the dog out so he could walk around and my husband said no. We were gonna separate floor than the Uncle at the time I think. I just remembered that at the end of my dream I was laying down on the couch and my husband's mom and sister and her older daughter were all there in the kitchen/separate room. I had makeup with me, blush. I was trying to put it on but heard one of them coming into the room (set up like my uncle Larry's old house) so I quickly sat it down and maybe tried to act asleep. It was the older daughter and she had her own blush in her hands and I was thinking 'oh great, she's going to think I stole this from her' when she picked up my blush to inspect it. I think she was just admiring it tho. 

Woke up to the smoke alarm going off. There was no smoke, so hopefully all is okay. 

Dog Fights

Deep sleep. Dreamt I was in a dream and that I was laying in bed. I could see my two childhood dogs (technically they were my mom's) dogs fighting. I kept trying to break them up from a fight but couldn't do it myself so I had to yell for my husband, my mom, etc... no one came to help. Then I'm back in bed. My music starts playing so I try to turn it off quick and move my phone over to my bedside table. My husband comes in to wake me up and I try to fake sleep but suddenly when I try to open my eyes I can barely do it. Can't really move my hands either. Everything feels heavy. I tell my husband the dream I had and that I was yelling for him or even mom and no one came to help etc... I'm getting out of bed and it's soooo comfy looking. It's tall, a four-poster style, the sheets are a dark coral pink. I walk down to the living room and I can't remember what I did but I pissed off a cat we own accidentally. After pissing her off, she wouldn't fucking stop trying to scratch me/hurt me. I tossed her away and she landed her claws into a door (I was suddenly in my childhood home again). 

... Husband called me in real life, so it woke me up. 

Skinned

Dreamt we were getting pets and with them you get these photos. I dwealt on the photos and how they weren't developing well, when all of a sudden I hear a yelp on the sidewalk. I look over and my husband if picking up a small dog away from a couple bigger ones. When he sees, he immediately lets go of all the dogs leashes. All the dogs scatter and he picks up the small dog. He's missing his skin by an armpit.. I want to gown like a dog.l

TV Show

Me and husband got to watch what I assume was a TV show (IN the audience) that my sister and I love (taskmaster) but they bring audience up. We were brought up and Greg gave me a card with some writing in it. I wanted to keep it but get something for Sarah so I walked over to him and asked if I could get one more for my sister the biggest fan that introduced me to the show. I think he was nice and maybe gave me something. . Also husband's sister and her kids showed up later and Greg saw them by the door walking in and told them to come up to the stage too. I told Devin to let his sister know that it's recorded but wasn't sure he told her. 

There was also this part where I'm walking down the road with my sister because we are looking for her old physics teacher's house, and there's random things all over the place like it's all abandoned. We see a bunch of cats too. I see the blond cat with white boots. My siddle child was also in this part. He was especially bad, did not like to listen and kept being really rude to people (especially in a store prior to walking in the road with my sister... He told some guy holding a gun to move). Anyways, at some point the road gets darker. We stop before that because there's a bad guy that's vampire like that is outside. 

Dog Treats

Dreamt scarlet and I had our dogs and Try Guys stopped us and a bunch of other people to answer questions while testing dog treats. Scarlet answered something so hilarious that I laughed loud. Afterwards/just as I was waking up I was wondering how long it takes from recording to airing on their channel, because I was certain whatever it was scarlet answered would have been in the show, and I was slightly mortified my ugly mug might be on YouTube soon. 

My alarm was also going off just then so I was half turning off the alarm and half about to search the duration. Took me a second to realize it was a dream. 

Through The Woods

Dreamt the kids and I were in the woods looking for a really pretty place we had gone to before and it was getting dark.Dev worked this day so it was just us. It looked like Dad's woods but we were a ways from the house. Nova had gotten out too, so I decided we needed to turn around and say screw the pretty area. Wait no. Just before turning around we hid out in a small trailer clustered around a little community of other trailers. I wanted to walk ahead a little bit to drop something off to my sister Sarah. I heard me middle child screaming for me, so I turned back around to just have them all come with me. Then we head back home/turn around.. Immediately when we turn around and make our first curve around a path, we run into Nova. I pick her up. I don't know how it happened because I'm sure I kept her tight in my arms but somehow she shows us a shortcut back. We get to my grandma's trailer and I see my sister is trying to fix something on the deck or clean something maybe. Her, Uncle Thane, Erin, maybe Mom. I drop off things to Sarah. Seems like Thane played a slightly bigger part but I don't know how. Anyways then I remember going down this staircase and seeing my husband's cousin's wife. She gave me a hug. Woke up.