First I was over at an adult sleepover. It was a dark room. Husband and I in a bed, others in other beds in our room. I noticed this woman is bouncing on one of those rocking horse style rides. When she gets off I realize she has a dildo attached to the saddle part. I think "huh, that's handy." And tell her it was a good idea and joke how I should just do that and 'who needs a man?' then after saying that I worry my husband heard me. Lol
Okay the other part. We had to go help my husband's sister out. She has this huge log that needs moved or something. I tell him I'd like a Starbucks drink before we go and he gets all grumpy and says no. I get really annoyed and pissed off and walk off. I'm at this dance party type place. Like a non-fancyvwedding reception. I think 'well screw this, I have my own money, so I'll use mine.' I walk up to the bartender lady there and wait to order my drink (why I assume she makes Starbucks drinks I dunno) and the bartender cuts me off and tells me she wants to get someone else's order first. I think like her younger brother or something. So while I'm waiting I grab my wallet out (and it ends up being my husband's wallet) and I'm noticing that his wallet is breaking apart bit by bit. I also find the corner of an "$18" bill. I wake up before I can order ..
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