Affair

Dreamt I was having an affair with a teacher. 

Love

Dreamt I was falling in love with some Asian guy and we had sex and he pulled out lol. The end. 

Masked Guy

Dreamt I fell in love with this guy. He was masked and looked creepy. Think Ghost. I was married. I had kids. Everybody was pissing me off. Husband was with his family at this big party/water Park. I decided to stay by myself. That's when I met the masked guy. At some point I'm told I have to carry a bunch of groceries up some stairs. I get the chosen to pick my partner and it's either masked guy or someone else. I let fate decide and I think it ends up being him. I grab everything and figure whoever I'm partnered with can just grab doors. We get to where we need to be and I set everything down. We hug. He puts his arms up my dress and sees I'm not wearing any underwear. 

.. woke up. 🙄🙄

Starbucks

Two separate things tho same dream I believe. 

First I was over at an adult sleepover. It was a dark room. Husband and I in a bed, others in other beds in our room. I noticed this woman is bouncing on one of those rocking horse style rides. When she gets off I realize she has a dildo attached to the saddle part. I think "huh, that's handy." And tell her it was a good idea and joke how I should just do that and 'who needs a man?' then after saying that I worry my husband heard me. Lol

Okay the other part. We had to go help my husband's sister out. She has this huge log that needs moved or something. I tell him I'd like a Starbucks drink before we go and he gets all grumpy and says no. I get really annoyed and pissed off and walk off. I'm at this dance party type place. Like a non-fancyvwedding reception. I think 'well screw this, I have my own money, so I'll use mine.' I walk up to the bartender lady there and wait to order my drink (why I assume she makes Starbucks drinks I dunno) and the bartender cuts me off and tells me she wants to get someone else's order first. I think like her younger brother or something. So while I'm waiting I grab my wallet out (and it ends up being my husband's wallet) and I'm noticing that his wallet is breaking apart bit by bit. I also find the corner of an "$18" bill. I wake up before I can order ..

Ghost

I'm not going to remember what order things happened..  

I remember physically running around like I'm playing real life Dandy's World. 

Husband and I were doing something. Seems like a ghost was haunting a house - maybe one we lived in? - and we were trying to get rid of it. I don't remember a lot of what happened to get rid of it, though. Maybe also some Dandy's World stuff? Or trying to make the ghost fall in love while me or husband does something else to 'kill' it? Or time traveling?? Can't remember. 

Tornado

In a hotel with jq. Making out? Then the hotel turns into a bath. I'm taking a bath. My sister comes into bathroom and I'm trying to hide him behind me in the water. She walks off after getting or telling me whatever. Then we quickly get out and I run out of the room and try to distract people so he can get out without being noticed. I forget which room it is though. And go through them all trying to find the room I was in so that I can grab a souvenir from him. 

Before this, I was in a car with my aunt (driving), my mom, and my sister. Suddenly we see a long spout of a skinny tornado. My aunt follows it so we can get a video. I think we lose sight and accidentally go through it. 

Also I remember seeing my dad and asking him if I can write down his life story for the kids. He asks why and I try to explain that my grandparents never told theirs. He's hesitant because he feels suddenly old and dying. 

House

Dreamt some guy was looking at our house to analyze it for insurance purposes. It was a mess,no we waited when they called to set up an appointment so we could wait an hour to clean. When he did show up, he noticed the flooring was rotting and so when he kicked the floor a bit, it broke and made a hole in the wall. Also I remember sex in the dream.

Weather

Dreamt I was with a group. My aunt E, my mom and dad, my sister, and my husband and kids. We were outside trying to to get into a car and it was raining. I looked up at the sky and the clouds were awful. We all started running to the mall for shelter and I was going slow enough to listen to others talking to see if they had heard. Finally I just asked someone and she said yes. We get to the mall and I'm looking out windows trying to locate it vibrun around the mall trying to see where it's coming from. Finally I figure out that it might miss us but I see dad walking out of the building wanting to watch. He's have been fighting in the path. I yell to Sarah who's closer. She runs over, yells at Dad to come back in, my middle child is following, and I'm freaking out. Somehow they get in in time and we see the tornado. It passes us in the area my dad was going to and then we see it start to curve. I tell them we need to start running. 

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Then I dreamt that I was sitting next to husband. He's trying to have sex under a blanket practically in public. I kept pushing him away because our kids were in the room. Other stuff happened, can't remember. But then I remember being on a couch again but this time with a different guy. This time I'm letting him. My daughter walks in and I feel so awful. I explain that her dad would definitely leave me, for a good reason. I think other stuff happened after that but I don't remember what. That's all the main stuff. Oh wait! I dreamt I had to do a job. I had to climb into this what looked like a telescope and hit some buttons to set off a weather alarm because a tornado was coming. 

That's all I really remember. 

The Alice In Wonderland Staircase

Dreamt I was in my own house. I was in the back porch and realized we had a skylight. The ceiling was a bit higher and there was a small loft above too but very tiny loft. Like to store stuff on. Suddenly I saw a cat sitting on our window. I looked around and saw our cat so I knew it wasn't him. Looked up again and an adorable shaggy-haired bright orange, blue-eyed kitten was about to fall out of the window and onto the floor. I caught him and sat him in our kitchen. Then another shorter orange haired kitten fell. I put him next to the other kitty. I yelled for my kids medium and big to come to the kitchen because they have new kittens. (My littlest claims our actual cat). 

Dreamt some weird stuff now... First squirrel and I somehow appeared in Kayla's house and she was about to come in so I told squirrel we needed to hide because we literally just appeared out of nowhere and didn't mean to, and it looked like we were breaking and entering. I hid up in a screen window but squirrel didn't hide so I had to climb down just as she was coming into the living room and knew she wouldn't believe that we just appeared there (not by choice) so I explained that we showed up to say hi and the door was open or whatnot. 

Later I dreamt that this other guy was 'with' me. We were making out on a bed but others were in the bed too. I told him to stop attempting anything. Then I dreamt that I don't even know.. the world ended and we had this new place to stay but it was hidden. I was trying to get into the room but I was going down these concrete stairs and they just kept getting narrower and steeper. At the end I realized there was no opening except a very small slat that I could only put my hand through. Maybe three inches. So I climbed down the stairs some and noticed the paneling on the walls looked like doors so I tried seeing if any opened. After ten or so tries I found a panel that swung open and it revealed a vintage wooden door. I opened that and another door, then another.. then I opened that one and I found the room. A bunch of people were in there. It looked like Squid Games main room where the beds are. Big, big room. Painted teal. Bunch of people randomly on beds or benches. Saw t and s even. Kept walking though. Saw Kayla again and she hugged me and I told her I'm sorry for real life stuff and after giving the excuses she said it was okay. Anyways found the guy I was with. I was honestly just really horny and wanted him but there was nowhere we could really go to get alone. 

Cursed Photo

Dreamt I was cleaning out the old house. Like we're moving out and I had to clean out everything, so I was grabbing a bunch of stuff that I saw in a little corner in the wall. I saw papers and pictures and pieces of glass. I was reaching in trying to grab stuff and couldn't get everything so Sarah helped. She seemed pissed off at me. She got what she could but said there was one photo she couldn't get because it was stuck to the wall or floor. She told me to just take a picture of it. I grabbed out my phone to take one and the first time I took a picture I looked demonic with red eyes. Second one I took seemed like maybe it would be okay. I looked at the pictures I took and I looked dead/rotted. Sarah was shocked and said that wasn't good. It meant a ghost was haunting the house and wouldn't let me go until I did something - like maybe beat them in a game. Crap I forgot what.  Anyways I was against this woman/ghost/creepy rotten lady and trying to win. I dunno what I had to do, but at some points I was also alone in a bathtub ;) ahem so it's all confusing. Also at one point I remember being in my dad's garden and there were others and we were all separate and hiding behind plants and stuff the best we could. I remember trying to twerk and didn't know if I was doing it right. Lol.. Anyways, somehow I beat her. I was free and not cursed. Mom and Sarah and Devin and Erin were all walking over and telling me that we'll have to start fresh and that we can all live together "in their basement" under this garage. It was a really pretty royal blue color I remember made of tin. Okay so we're walking down the stairs and I'm looking at everything and mom is kind of telling me what rooms will be what. Living room, then a room after that that had counters in it would be a good kitchen. There was a room on the other side of the counters that we said would make a good dining room. Walking to the right from that room I found this oblong room and we decided to put a wall in and make it two rooms. Then mom said there was another two rooms on the other side by the living room. I walked into a room to start working on cleaning and finishing and dev came with and we started making out. 

Vampire

Dreamt I was in this mental hospital or something. I was looking under the dirty bed and found a whooole bunch of old pictures stacked to each other in a few piles. Early 90s photos. I started grabbing out as many as I could. Suddenly an invisible person came in. I was terrified. Scared of them. They weren't hurting me, so suddenly it got more romantic/physical and we started kissing. I was able to see what he looked like. More celeb C.S.-like. He was going to help me escape the mental hospital. We were halfway down an elevator when I remembered the photos that I really wanted to keep since I don't have many as a child in real life. He left for a minute to go get them. I can't remember if he did get them or not, but I think I was just home/in a room, safe, with the vampire guy. Having sex on a bed in the dark with a bunch of other people laying on the floor sleeping nearby. That was weird and awkward. 

That's all I remember.

Youtube

Dreamt I was mking out with a couple YouTubers. Also was trying to tweak the TV to get their show to come in, like it was satellite TV or something. I told them I'd use their "app" to watch TV so that they could get more money or something. Hahahaha. I just realized. It's funny.. I follow another group of YouTubers that just made an app to stream their videos on. It wasn't then, though. Different people. 

Rich Like Batman

Dreamt I was having sex with a musician, but he looked like my husband. Also I was rich like Bruce Wayne (and I might have had powers like Batman) and had a bunch of fancy things in my house like a transportation device etc.

Harry Potter

Okay I dreamt I was in the Harry Potter world or whatnot. I don't remember the beginning but just that I was "waking" up and stood up, walked to a mirror and saw Snape. Realized that someone gave us a potion or something to change our bodies. Shortly after I realized in my thoughts that I shouldn't be Snape because Snape's body wasn't switched, so I decided I should be someone else - decided to be a girl so I can still make out with my boyfriend in the dream. So I end up being some random girl character and he's some random guy chatacter. We get in a car and make out. OG boyfriend looked like Jughead from the show Riverdale, I don't remember who he looked like switched but I wasn't too annoyed. (I couldn't wait for us to switch back tho 😂)

The Motel

Dreamt that dev was at work. There was this building full of druggies and prostitutes, like a motel. Seems like I was looking through someone else's eyes first and seeing what goes on there. I was searching for something, like a game. Feels like I was on the roof at some point and the whole hotel was moving. The person I was was exposing herself to passersby and hoping to get clients. 

Okay now I'm myself and I'm looking at this building on my life360 app. I see that my husband works right next to the building and it looks like he's walking over to the motel. I immediately call a lady (I'm assuming the one I could see through the eyes of) and I ask her if she is about to see anyone tonight. She tells me she's supposed to see someone by his name, and was referred to by a 'Jill' (an old friend). I was bawling but begging her to keep me on the phone. I told her he was my husband. I needed to know why he was going over there. He knocked on her door and she was too scared and embarrassed to answer. I begged her to. She was still too scared, so he left and got back in his car. He was pulling out of the parking lot when she changed her mind and ran out to ask him what he was there for. He explains that it was something to do with his job (not his real life job, but some made up job on the dream where he's a maintenance man. 

Before this I remember taking my two boys to a church (I'm not religious, and frankly I'm surprised I didn't burst into flames when I entered the building. I was hoping that MAYBE going here will teach my boys to be good. I was desperate. 

Escape Rooms

Blech. Dreamt I was in this house with a bunch of other people. Ended up making out with a partner of a friend's. Felt awful but also in love or something. 

Also dreamt me and a bunch of others (husband, my kids, sister, friends, etc) were all in this really weird escape room that can drown you. You have to get out before the water fills up. Everyone kept forgetting to grab my kiddos so I had to grab one, run into the next room, come back, grab the other, etc. I think this happened first, then once we escaped or whatnot is when the first paragraph happened.

Remembered something else. Something kept sparking. Like a heavy-duty battery-operated can opener. I was asking for help to get the sparking to stop before it's start a fire. 

Bad Neighbors

Dreamt I was living in Grandma's old trailer. I was coming 'home' and walking up to the door when I find a big bowl on the deck with what looks like diarrhea and it's sloshed around enough for me to worry that a neighbor smeared some onto the house somewhere. As I'm walking up to the door I noticed the door is cracked open. I freak out, walk in, and this neighbor lady tries to open the door behind me. I try to keep the door closed so she can't come in but there are all these animals/pets that are outside that want in and I'm thinking in my head what she'll do to them if I leave them outside with her, so I'm kicking at her as I'm trying to let these animals in. Finally the last one gets in and I slam the door, lock it, etc. I turn around and look at the hallway and I already see the 'message' they wrote from the bowl of diarrhea. I wander the house to make sure they didn't do anything else. Uncle T is still sleeping in his bedroom, Daughter is sleeping in E's old room. I run to the other side of the house to Grandma's old bedroom (she is still passed in this dream, so it's not her bedroom anymore). 

Okay side story. Before I get to the house there is this horrible son that's my age of the lady neighbor's. He's also equally bad. Well I get this idea to 'one-up' him by opening a window and doing something sexual with my at the time boyfriend where this guy can see. When I open the window I see cops out front and Blanche from Golden Girls is sitting on an older black muscle car and making out with some of the cop. 

Woke up..

Running Away

I dreamt Devin and I were standing and he started trying to rape me. He got violent just to be able to. I was so scared and terrified. When he finished or when I got away, I somehow eventually turned into a four year old girl trying to hide and run away from her dad who did the same thing. I had an animal or a robot with me and we traveled together. I'd go into random neighbor houses asking for food and after one lady gave me some food she seemed off so I asked her if she told my dad where I was. She shook her head yes and the robot or animal let me go ahead and try to escape but I got stuck hiding under a short window. I attempted to crawl under another ever lower window and a sibling saw me and alerted everyone. I started trying to run but the "dad" caught up I think. 

Woke up. 

Planning To Break Him

Dreamt it was Xmas time and Sarah and I were visiting my brother and his family, although their house was my dad's house. They had a bed set up for me, and Sarah just wanted to sleep on the couch.

Then suddenly I'm back home. Devin leaves with two co-workers (these people don't exist, I do not know this people in real life) to pick up something he wanted to buy through a Craigslist ad. One of his co-workers was really creepy, trying to flirt with me, etc,

Then my sister and I are in my dad's porch, setting up Xmas decor. It feels like we are back at Joran and Jen's, but they weren't in the dream anymore. Music (the music I had playing in waking life) was playing. I'm putting ornaments up on the tree when Devin's weirdo friend walks in. He starts acting friendly again and tells me that Devin is indeed buying whatever the hell it was he went to look at. I just nodded, trying to get him to leave by seeming distant, but instead he comes closer and checks out my ass while I'm reaching to the top of the tree to put an ornament up. I pretend not to notice so that he leaves eventually, but instead he walks over, puts his hand up my skirt and touches me. Before I can even turn around to freak out, he's already leaving and out the door. Sarah has her head down, clearly saw what happened, but is too embarrassed to admit she saw it. I run after the guy, planning to break him. Destroy him. Instead, I yell/cry out the door that "I look like I'm fucking 12 years old. Does that make you a molester?"

Woke up.

College Life

I was with some guy I like (not Devin, though). We were with this other guy, and the guy asks if I can drop a "package" (drugs) off to his friend. I'm at this college campus, in a dorm room, and tell him that I have a class to attend and that "a friend might stop me at some point, so I can have her do it." Whoever this friend is, I tell him that she's really against drugs, so she might not do it. I told him that he'll just have to deal with whatever consequences, because I was late for class and we were running out of options. (Whyyy he couldn't do this himself, I don't know.) For some reason, though, maybe before this part of the dream, I actually dropped this package off with her already, because I somehow knew that she would end up doing it. I don't know.. confusing. Anyways, now I'm with a woman in a shower and we are making love. We are in a basement. It's very bachelor pad-like, messy, studio apartment kind of. I don't know what happens to the lady, but afterwards I am in this bachelor pad, and I am searching for Devin. He comes down the stairs with a laundry basket, and I hug him as hard as physically possible. Woke up.