Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing.

This morning/last night, I dreamt I was outside in a park. I was playing with this shawl/scarf type thing, and dancing with it like it was a veil, kind of like when I was belly dancing. Then this really faint siren sounded, and two women started to fight. Not like wrestling, when you hear a bell and start fighting. This was like Pavlov's Bell or something, it hypnotized them into getting angry at each other. Or maybe it was something that came into the air that makes a person hostile, and the faint sound of the siren went off to warn us. - I did watch The Crazies recently. - Anyways, I yelled for Devin and his dad to help me get the two women off of each other, but when they started to walk over, the two of them started to fight. I kind of freaked out, and turned away from them. Then I saw a car, a specific white car that my crush in town drives, and I peered in to see if she was in the car but she wasn't. I walked around the car and she was lying on the ground. I thought to myself that since she's unconscious, and all these fights are happening, I could "fake" a fight and just lay over her until she wakes up. Like we were fighting or something. Since the rest of the human race went crazy, I could pretend I was too. When I straddled her, she automatically opened her eyes and we started kissing.



.. I hate when I wake up during the best parts.

Work Sucks.

Dreamt I was working in a fast food place in my childhood home. I took a break in the bathroom and noticed how messy it was. There were frames all around the mirror and inside the frames were pictures of my dad's family. I also noticed this pocket in the wall. I put my hand inside and there was a record player inside the wall. Inside the record player was a passport. I went back into the living room to work again and outside (it was night time) there were a few military men looking into the screen door wanting some frozen drinks. I grabbed a few glasses and then found these hawaiian weeds and stuffed them and one flower each into the glass. I noticed outside the window that the tree in front of my house was sprouting red and purple flowers.

I also remember some guy buying these white sneakers with silver jewels for my aunt Erin.

Before all of this, I remember seeing a boat in our pond. I had to get into the water with nice boots on and grab the boat and put it on shore. I moved the boat onto shore but when I let go of the boat it seemed to have moved completely onto shore, which freaked me out. I thought my dad would kill me if he found his propeller in sand, so I had to move it back towards water again. When I walked up towards the house I remember a LOT of snakes everywhere in the woods.

Will Smith Is Not My Cousin.

I dreamt I found this picture of me in this striped dull teal and white dress (age 5 or so) and I had these neon orange and green toy guns for earrings (like actual tiny toy gun-size) and this neon pink/orange/green necklace with circles all over.



Then I dreamt I was in this store, walking out. All of a sudden I found it hard to move my legs. My calves were too stiff, so I told Devin to hold on. Devin then tells me that Will Smith is shooting a film at the store and we were going to be in it, and I can't look like an idiot. I freaked out, I was walking wacky and I knew I'd make the movie director unhappy. I couldn't help but walk with one foot tippy-toed from how tight my calf was. Then a woman comes over and tells me she wants me to play a part in the movie as a cop. She starts walking me back into the store and through a hallway and I tell her "Is it because of my cousin?" thinking because my cousin in real life was a cop, but she laughs loudly, sarcastically. Then I realize she thinks that I think that Will Smith is my cousin. I don't correct myself but I made a fist in the air look thinking how dumb I sounded. She takes me to this back room. Then this guy tells me he remembers when I was little and he really wants me in the movie, I assume he's the director. He asks me if my mom "still gets herself into trouble sometimes?" I freak out, he acts creepy. Like he wants me, and he's wanted me since I was a kid. He's kind of older, too. Not my age. Late forties. I walk away thinking "Fuuuuck that shit, that dude is creepy and he's an ass for hating on my mom." The woman that took me back there follows me towards the parking lot again and we talk for awhile. The walmart hallway turns into an airport. I think I had a crush on the woman, maybe. Not sure.

Twit.

I dreamt I was at this hospital because my sister was sick. My mom finds a hospital room for her for only $30 a month (I know, right? ) and I ask the doctor what it was that was wrong with her. He told me that Sarah has this thing called "S_____ Memphenoma." (I actually remembered that last word!) He said she attained this disease because she came into contact with roadkill. Which was apparently baby chicken, which according to my sister in her dream, a baby chicken means a "twit".


* Okay, sidenote: I know why I dreamt this. Anna and I have been conversing back and forth about this woman that came about a really sudden illness that stiffened her muscles and put her in agony. It reminded me of this thing that my boyfriend's cousin's wife's sister had gone through. She got flu-like symptoms and went to the hospital. By the time she got to the hospital she was out cold and her boyfriend had to carry her in. She went into a coma for a few days. Now she's in a wheelchair and she can't control her body very well anymore. This is the part I'm trying to get to, why this associates with my dream and the other girl. This cousin's wife's sister only did one thing out of the ordinary, and that was pick up a cat that was dead that she was going to bury or something. I think that's what made me think of roadkill.

Conspiracy.

Dreamt I was outside my old elementary school at night. A lot of men were outside, including my cousin Mark, an ex-cop. A bunch of guys started fighting and someone snaps another's neck. Mark tries to stop the fight and ultimately snaps someone else's neck to stop the fight. I don't know why, but Mark is on the ground as if something happened to him. There is a yellow liquid oozing out of his head. I run into the school and find my other cousin, his sister, Mel. I tell her what happened. I go back outside and all the men are in body bags. I start crying.

I also dreamt that my dog Moses got hit by a car, but survived. This surprised me and made me wonder if maybe my cat that got ran over in real life was still alive. I then thought there was some conspiracy going on. Throughout the rest of the dream, I saw cats constantly.

Architecture Failure.

Dreamt I was with Devin in a mysterious bedroom. I walk to bathroom and pee real quick. I notice my urine is a dark color. I get a headache. After getting out of the bathroom, I go to get a drink of water. Then Devin tells me that a new house is for sale in town. I get excited and tell him I want to look at it. He isn't happy about that, but we go anyway. I make the excuse that his sister needs to buy a house, so we may as well check this one out. The house was gorgeous, though. Maybe not architecturally logical, but beautiful nonetheless. The downstairs had a lot of creamy brown colors and there was a perfect spot to put a television. The weird part of the design is the upstairs. First, the stairs itself. There were two sets of stairs. The first were normal steps. The second stairs, though, were hinged onto the wall and when you walk up the first set of stairs, you have to grab at the second set of stairs and push them down and walk up the second set to get upstairs. Upstairs itself was illogical architecture. When I went up the stairs, I had to crawl or else I'd have fallen into the downstairs. The floor sloped pretty majorly. I had to hold onto a bedroom door's handle to keep from falling. I went back downstairs after awhile and noticed a door. I opened it and it was another set of stairs that went down into a basement. The landing to the stairs had a trapdoor and then another set of stairs went up the other side to some other room. The stairs went into a V-shape, with the trapdoor at the point of the V. I was about to shut the door when I noticed the trapdoor moving up and down like something was trying to escape. Eventually two cats escaped and one ran up the stairs. I grabbed it and showed it to Devin, then set it back down. The cat went back to the basement to be with the other cat.

Devin and I left the house and walked back to our own. When we got to the porch our daughter (she looked about 14 or 15) came up and Devin told her we weren't moving. She looked relieved.

She Totally Wanted Me.

Dreamt I was at my friend Heather's house at a party. She wanted my number because she wasn't sure if she had it right. Then I heard some woman call my name from behind and I realize she was an old co-worker. In the dream, she looked a lot like AJ Langer from My So-Called Life. She asked me if I knew who she was, and at the time I didn't. Then I realized I replaced her at a job because she was quitting. I dropped everything I was doing with Heather and walked over to this woman. She was in a conversation with my sister when I walked over, but she kept looking at me, wishing she could talk to me instead. (My subconscious is so egotistical..) Heather came over and asked me if I was still with Devin. The girl looked really interested in the question. I looked over at the girl and told Heather that I wasn't sure. This woman gave me a look that meant I said what she wanted to hear. I was head over heels in love with her and she with me.

The Ride At The Fair.

Dreamt my sister Sarah, my boyfriend Devin and I were at this fair near an ocean. We were on this really big rollercoaster that looked more like a huge bus without any walls. We had cameras and were taking pictures of everything we were driving past. This rollercoaster was on this road, passing other cars, and going in a circle around this fair. It was about the size of a ship. The ride itself inside was supposed to disgust the people aboard. The director of the ride gives me a syringe and forces me to stab someone with it. I do it to some person behind me. I have to do it a few times or else the director will kill me. At one point I draw blood. Someone pukes behind me. Then I see this girl I like that is on the ride with us and she looks intrigued. I want to take a picture of the two of us after the ride is over. I ask Sarah and this girl when the ride will end and the point at a McDonalds, telling me that we end there. They mention the word "scene", as if the ending "scene" was McDonalds. My dream then switched to the driver and the director. The driver turns into the other lane wrong and gets scolded.


At some point in the dream I am in my boyfriend's parent's house. This girl I know asks me if I can print out a copy of Tony Shaloub's autograph. I say yes and also make a copy for myself to show off to people.

That Man I Shot

Dreamt that the personification Jack Frost took me out on a date. He starts out very Ville Valo-like, but as the dream progresses, he gets more on the husky side. It's nighttime and we're on a bus. I am sitting in the seat behind him and leaning in towards his seat with my arms around him. Then he disappears. As he disappears, I hear him tell me to find him. I get my sister Sarah and my boyfriend (lolol) Devin to help me find where he is. We search the coldest place on earth. We are walking carefully around this snowy mountain cliff. The path is narrow. Eventually the path leads to a house. We walk into this garage and up these stairs into this kitchen. I see a fridge and I open it. Icicles are EVERYWHERE. I keep walking through the house until I get to the living room. I tell Sarah and Devin that this is the house he planned for us to live in. I look out a window in the living room and notice two headlights parked about a quarter of a mile down the road. Then I see red and blue cop siren lights. Sarah and Devin and I start running off, thinking that Jack was in one of the cars parked on the side of the road, and that the cop probably killed him and was after us next. I run downstairs and into the garage, towards the door to the outside. Before I get out, a man with a knife walks in. I yell, "WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP!" I start blinking my eyes really wide, trying to wake myself up. Sarah and Devin look at me funny from my behavior. The guy with the knife then stabs my hand into the wall and wakes me up.

When I woke up, I was kind of disappointed. So I went back to sleep to try and find Jack. I locked myself in a basement. I had this HIM pin attached to my hat and I took the pin off to look at it and it was blank. It made me realize that Jack vanished off the face of the earth. He didn't exist anymore. I cried. Then I unlocked the door and the bad guy tried slashing me with a carving knife. I had a gun on me and tried shooting him but he wouldn't die. I finally shot myself in the head and woke up that way.

Screams In Dreams.

Dreamt I was buying a Halloween costume at Goodwill. I found this white poufy dress that looked like what Buffy wore in the movie Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

I'm at this school and in a room there is a trial going on. There is a man on trial for something. He's wearing an orange suit and he isn't cuffed. He playfully chases the female judge out of the room. An old woman stands up from a table in the room to help get the guy back in here, and I stop her for a second. I tell her it's funny how older people are more apt to help someone out than younger people. Then everyone leaves except for two women, who begin talking about Detox Tea. I leave the room and the school looks a lot like a hospital. All the people from the trial are in this hospital hallway, so I sneak into this bathroom. As I am walking, I stare at this mirror and notice a face that isn't mine. It's some blond teenager wearing all pink. I check around in the bathroom for her to be sure it wasn't just my imagination. She comes out of a stall and out of the bathroom and into the hallway. I follow her and see she is setting bright orange clothes into a laundry basket.

Then I'm at my Aunt and Uncle's, and it's set up like a school as well. At this point, I'm thinking that the school I'm at is a faraway place. Nowhere near home. I'm watching a television monitor on the wall and the weather channel is on. A bad storm is coming. The TV keeps showing Wisconsin and New York. I grab a phone from the wall and call my sister. She has a strong Wisconsin dialect. (Think Fargo.) Eventually I get off the phone and hear a classmate freaking out about the storm that's coming. She tells me she's having troubles screaming. Then we talk about how hard it is to scream when you are dreaming, and I tell the girl that I've only ever been able to fully scream (not whisper a scream) about three or four times.

Hand Holding.

Dreamt I was with my aunt Erin and we were in this golf cart-like car. We are driving down a road and we see my cousin Mark. Erin yells at him and he drives closer towards us so he can hear what Erin is yelling at him about. The cars are so strange. They are both opened up. With Mark in front of us, but really close, I was able to pet the dog he had in his car while Erin and Mark had a conversation.


Then I'm in the field where they do the fireworks in Warrens and it's Cranfest season. There are tents all over the place. I'm holding this little boy's hand and I have a carving knife in my other hand. The little boy is holding a flashlight. A bunch of people are with us and we all have kids holding our hands and we're trying to find their parents. This kid and I are looking for his parents but also trying to hide from this killer nearby. I see a couple that my boyfriend doesn't get along with and notice the guy isn't holding any kids' hands. I yell at another couple, who look just like them, that he isn't watching any kids. He gets in trouble.

Kids These Days.

Dreamt I was babysitting a little four year-old girl in Wal-Mart and we were shopping for things. I really wanted her to be my daughter even though she wasn't.

The Train On The Shore

Dreamt I was at the pond. There was a huge event happening there. America was going against Japan for some kind of sport.

Okay, this makes no sense to me, so I'll just write out word-for-word what I wrote down after I woke up:

"Jap needs to beat Amer by 28. Swim across pond. Don't hesitate with strokes. Swim swim swim even if a TRAIN goes through."

I do remember a train in the dream, it wasn't on its tracks. It went along the shore of the pond.


I also dreamt that at some point I was on this ship in the pond with a japanese girl. We had to keep jumping from one ship to the other before it blew up.

If I Had A Million Dollars.

Dreamt I won the lottery. I was attaining the money through the Warrens Mall, which was set up like Sportsman's Bar. I paid my bill for drinks with a million dollar bill, which it had my ex boyfriend's father on it for some reason. At the bar, I gave $9,000 to my aunt Erin because of her schoolwork and debt, and $5,000 to mom for her debt. I told my sister Sarah that I wanted to give her money as well, so she said "Why don't you give me 39 cents a day, then?" I don't know why she suggested this, but it was too complicated to get change for my hundreds, so I just gave her $2,000. Then I went to school and in Biology class I saw my friend Dana and I gave her $2,000 as well. The kids in school were nice to me. They waved, said hello. Very different than in real life back then. When I gave Dana her money, I joked that the rest was going towards Tegan & Sara. I was planning to buy them, funnily enough. I was pretty serious, too.


In the last part of the dream, my dream meshed with reality. Outside of my dream, my dogs outside were barking. In my dream, I was walking down this trail and I had to peek around to make sure my dog was still in his fenced-in area. When I woke up, the barking continued from my dream, which made me realize why I was dreaming that.

Halloween

On Halloween, I dreamt I had a really bad headache and was looking for alternative ways to cure it besides medication. I was also reading a pamphlet about some pregnancy test.